Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! I know the feeling. Mr. Doe figured out exactly where to stand in front of the A/C to make a fart spread throughout our whole apartment. He thought it was hilarious till I turned the tables on him after a taco fiesta. Yeah, it's probably a good thing that summer's over. An escalation couldn't end well. :]
_TONGAN_ 5
You should pee in front of the fan while he is sitting in front of it...
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Comments (41)
48Connor 10
lolol
cabinboyy_fml 0
yummy boogers :)
KiddNYC1O 22
you swap saliva with him anyways...
MissErikaHart 0
12, that's the worst thing that probably happened to her "today."
_TONGAN_ 5
You should pee in front of the fan while he is sitting in front of it...
stephanie0613 0
So what, my boyfriend sneezes in my face on purpose. Idc it's not going to make me love him any less. Omg it's such a big deal! Get over yourself Op.
untoward 0
#25 at the end of the text is FML which means f my life. so 12 was correct in their interpretation.
nabee26 15
I totally agree!! Fairs fair!! But still disgusting.... I hate when my hunnie sneezes all over me, grosses me out and pisses me off!! Anyways, FYL
Sulkiva 2
Wow, yup your life is ruined, how can you go on living? :/
Lauren10102 3
lol I love your picture! that is hilarious!!
charliechops 0
copycat. ;L
MissErikaHart 0
both 2 and 17 pic wins.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
2, I know huh? What a disastear! My siblings always sneeze in my face but you don't see me posting it as an FML.
substitutes 0
Gross you'll laugh at this one day though
Ftsum 0
hi whatsup
brookeec 0
Thaazzzz nasty! LOL Atleast its not some strangers boogers?
mr_sphincter 6
Where was he sposed to sneeze u aussie piece of kangaroo shit? So this ruins yer life? U need to get one first.
RedPillSucks 33
He was suppose to cover his mouth. It's really not that hard.
KiddNYC1O 22
sphincter? LOL
far_east 6
wow you're a very unnecessarily racist asshole mr_asshole.
ladybuuggy 0
at least you aren't a germ freak!
far_east 6
germaphobe.. that's what it's called -.-
WiseGuy79 14
OP I know you secretly love getting facials don't deny it haha
biggecko 4
At least you guys arw exchanging body fluids :)
Primus_fml 0
If your grossed out from your boyfriends spit, than I feel sorry for him. He's never going to get any action.
x3bubblesx3 0
bahahahaha :D