Zippyzoo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That'll do it
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WorstMedicalBill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
gross
Australia
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
snotface
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You coming?
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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LetsJamSam 0
did he say "god bless you"?
Sipos 0
LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.
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SgtSchadenfreude 0
Involuntary sneezing is - believe it or not - a sign of arousal and strong emotions in some people. Science hasn't quite figured it out yet, but if I were the guy getting sneezed on, I would take it as an extreme compliment!
Whitenight_fml 0
lol its not all bad, as long as you have a fun relationship with your guy it won't be too bad. If my Gf sneezed in my face we'd laugh it off.
caitastrophy 0
seriously i would laugh so hard.
demons_dreaming 0
I did that to my girlfriend once, and ironically, it was that exact moment i was ready to nut. i sneezed so hard that my nut actually hurt me and her both. it was rough.
macdaddy69 0
hahahahaha SUCKS BRO! i wouldve blown it into your face after that if i was him :)
Whos 0
#2 lol i completely agree for the extra clench i would take a hit from a sneeze haha
PraetorFenix 0
This is a familiar story. I think I read this already here in FML but in the guy's point of view. Hmmmm.. Still funny though. :D
RandomHavoc1 13
I read that one too! :D
NeverLetHerGo 0
LMFAO. I totaly read your boyfriends FML on this. He was about to finally ****** when you said Ah.Ah. and then you sneezed. Haha. ;) Good to know you and your boyfriend are FML fans, and that both of your FMLs got posted. Goodjob.
Nicoleis2cute 0
I wuld laugh. lol becuz it wuld be pretty funny.
TheAngryKitten 0
and then after she sneezed on his face, he made it even by "Sneezing" right back on hers. :D