Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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BadKitty14 7
Better to rid yourself of fickle friends now than when it can really hurt you!
AllieCat21 21
Point out to them that it's the correct spelling. I'd like to see their reactions.
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Comments (109)
randomperson88 5
im sorry to hear OP, maybe you should post a picture of the book to show everyone that it literally says "Pet Sematary" And you guys should really use Google before calling her stupid or any other mean names.
Cysioland 8
Don't generalize, and opposites attract themselves. So, you're a smart circled by dumbasses.
monstermorgz 5
This happened to me, directly after reading this FML with my boyfriend. They just have no idea. Read the book, dammit.
sugarbear0727 19
The first time I saw the movie, it scared the hell out of me. Stephen King is probably why I don't like scary movies. :/
TcheQ 12
Good, now you have less time-wasting dumbasses in your life. /grumpy cat
Beva_fml 15
But.. no I give up.
erin37 27
Seriously. I think you should leave them all.
sel_the_king 4
Hey just spell it right next time.
azurajade97 8
I know it's correct, but I ******* hate that spelling. It should be spelled differently. Rant finished.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm going to guess that the backstory is children made that sign, and children tend to misspell things. In the movie, the daughter asks what the sign says, and the mother reads it out and adds something like, "It's spelled wrong but that's what it says".
Baller_Bob 17
Some people shouldn't be alive