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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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ClickMyPicture 0

He was scared to tell you face to face, such a pussy.

PSQ91 6

How many "likes" did he get?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

this reminds me of when i use to date mark zuckerburg. he broke up with me that same way :(

mamamiaaa_fml 12

well now you know.

MaJiN_fml 2

it's cause he didn't want to get you a x-mas present

boredinjp 17

Well, get a facebook!

im_bored_tired 12

but #1 is a dude??

PSQ91 6

How many "likes" did he get?

TheOptimist 0

YDI for not having facebook. Your friends would have had to tell you if you had had facebook.

valri3 0

Well is it required in the book of life to have a facebook? I guess bosses in the 90s were waiting for the invention of facebook so that they could fire all of their employes all with one message.

valri3 0

Well is it required in the book of life to have a facebook? I guess bosses in the 90s were waiting for the invention of facebook so that they could fire all of their employes all with one message.

valri3 0

Oops looks like i have posted my comment on another FML...shoot my regrets.

iSitt 0

I don't do facebook either. Is it as bad as not having a phone 50 years ago?

missabbey 3

#9 I dont have a Facebook and ur not required to have one stupid

ClickMyPicture 0

He was scared to tell you face to face, such a pussy.

grandpaearthling 2

since he hasn't told you himself. wrap a box of (insert favorite item here) for him. if he has the gonads to tell you fine. if he just tries to happily open the box. lift a foot in praise towards previously mentioned testes

RedPillSucks 33

bull testicles

juilly_fml 3

harsh - better off without him!

rainbowhobos 4

Next thing you know, people will be breaking up through telepathic messages. Sad really..

gizz104 0

I remember whenever people used to break up via telegraph STOP ahhhh STOP the good ol' days STOP

hrlz001 0

at least you have friends that's good

afallingstar 22

ones in the real world not facebook

mintcar 10

Wow, what a jerk. He didn't even have the audacity to break up with you properly... He's a coward and you're better off without him.