Beva_fml

Mrs Falkoping, Sweden 42 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 27 March 2013, 16:54 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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Anonymous 2 May 2013, 06:29 United States

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

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