Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Top comments
BadKitty14 7
Better to rid yourself of fickle friends now than when it can really hurt you!
AllieCat21 21
Point out to them that it's the correct spelling. I'd like to see their reactions.
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Comments (109)
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
They could have been polite about it, everyone makes spelling mistakes all the time, so people need to stop acting like they are perfect.
iwadasn 33
She didn't even make a mistake. The word is deliberately misspelled in the title.
gabby9982 11
didn't they spell "you" wrong? lol *******.
bridgetv25 8
Yes post a pic of the book and then dump the retards from your life!
Sandman366 6
The last 3 words of this FML, more often than not, unfortunately, I agree with, even without the rest of the FML.
mikehuntidges 2
That was rude as hell of them, but really...I doubt the only time the word cemetary was used was in the title, so you could have been a LITTLE bit closer to spelling it right!
Mademoiselle_fml 34
The book is actually called Pet Sematary. It's misspelled on purpose.
WickedWolf 11
Is that how it's spelled on the cover, really? 0.o
Champignon_fml 19
As was mentioned in most of the comments here, yes. Try Googling it if you want to find out why exactly it's spelled "Sematary" - it's not because Stephen King is illiterate.
EvaWinters 3
I'm just wondering why you even posted this to begin with, let alone the fact that people are overreacting to a small spelling error...
musiciangirl591 16
its not a spelling mistake though, thats the book name, pet sematary
charvisioku 22
I've had a similar situation before (although nobody went as far as to stop talking to me... that's just insane). It was hilarious when I posted a link to the Amazon page with the book cover on it. They all looked so damn stupid.
Axsentz 5
Cemetery*
Goddamnidiots 12
I really hope you're joking, mate.
sulitak 27
Sematary. Its a Stephen King book. Google will show you
tdotjohn 1
He wasn't with u for ur brains? He gay?