Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, my coworker texted me about her grandmother passing away. I meant to send a sad face but accidentally sent the party hat emoji. Now she probably thinks I was celebrating her grandma’s death. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, I reacted at a group text joke that had already moved on three hours earlier. Everyone had stopped responding. My “HAHAHA” sat there alone like a ghost. FML
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Ellimac21 14
1- Remove the laughing emoji and put the hug emoji. That's easy. 2- Tell/text your friend you are very sorry but you sent the wrong emoji. Tell her you are sorry her dog is dead and you are there if she needs a shoulder to cry. She is grieving, give her some time. If she still does not talk to you after that, forget it. Mistakes happen and if she really wants to end your friendship over an emoji, it's not worth it.
Major Ahull 3
Yeah. Send her "Who let the dogs out".
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Ellimac21 14
1- Remove the laughing emoji and put the hug emoji. That's easy. 2- Tell/text your friend you are very sorry but you sent the wrong emoji. Tell her you are sorry her dog is dead and you are there if she needs a shoulder to cry. She is grieving, give her some time. If she still does not talk to you after that, forget it. Mistakes happen and if she really wants to end your friendship over an emoji, it's not worth it.
RichardPencil 32
3. Do not send her the song "Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun." This is not a good time for that.
Major Ahull 3
Yeah. Send her "Who let the dogs out".