Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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CircusofValues 0
That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.
snafu57 1
it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
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Comments (110)
Buggsii7 4
If ur a dude, could u even get that on ur pee pee!?
jonasbrother4lif 5
Make sure to cover the snake before you shake and bake!
sadiesue17 0
That's why you should wait until you're married!!!!
frickme444 5
U might just have a urinary tract infection, those make peeing super painful too.
science_nerd 5
Analitis
michael99man 5
YDI. Those who don't use protection are little better than *****.
Kalipczo 21
And you didn't use protection because...?
Silly_Lilly6969 23
You should pick your bed mates better... Do some research on them ya know?
gAt_d 26
Doesn't Frank Zappa have a song about that?
Anustart 9
Moral of the story, if you're a guy, get with a girl.