Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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CircusofValues 0
That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.
snafu57 1
it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
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Comments (110)
thighsofglory 0
That was so beautiful. I wept.
justmyluck1212 0
That's what you get when you try to enter an exit sign.
RaidenXS 0
anyone else kinda werided out that he said boy? not man?
RaidenXS 0
@ 5, the OP is a dude, dude.
El_mariachi 0
YDI for being a fag
Twitch04 0
You're the ******. Be a little more closed-minded, will you?
painandpeace 0
#46 and #55-**** off. And I'm straight for the record.
piqqu 0
rape him in the butt to show him who's the MAN in the relationship! haha.
lovestinks456 0
you waited two years to have sex??? that must have suck like hell!!! then getting gnorrea... ur life sucks!
stonerjoe420 0
noone notices that the OP is a man who had sex with another man? IMO he deserves it for being gay!
exquisite 0
2 years is plenty of time for both of you to have gotten your "check-ups" ....
kimilei 0
No shit. 2 years is an awful long time to have all the necessary tests done to be sure you're both clean; I can't say YDI because its an awful thing to have, but as others have said, it's curable. Maybe this will teach you to be more careful with your partners--gay or straight. While you're at it, get both of you tested for other things as well. It's just plain stupid to assumed that the person you're having sex with is clean.
queenconeja 0
considering u said the word 'boy' im guessing ur still really young, and im so sorry to hear that, but take it as a lesson learned.