Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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CircusofValues 0
That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.
snafu57 1
it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
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Comments (110)
CircusofValues 0
That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.
White667 0
Shouldn't have waited, maybe he might've not slept around, coulda' avoided the whole situation. Was my first though, just figured I'd say. Either way, at least it's treatable,
CannedSausages 0
So you're saying they shouldn't have waited, and it's the OP's own fault that his boyfriend is a bastard who sleeps around? Wow... that makes so much sense...
icall_BS 0
Wait, WHAT THE ****?! It's a guy posting.. Buttsecks anyone?
OhEmGee209 0
that's ******* disgusting. wow YDI for sleeping with him.
redpump 0
ydi for not using a condom.
xxxbooxxx 16
uhh.. I'm confused.. is this a chick or a man??
lalalaloveit 0
I'm not sure either..
bonicr 0
What did you expect OP... your male parts aren't made to go up other (dirty) male parts. That's a ****ing disgusting action, gay or not, and it's definitely not natural. YDI
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you are an idiot. it is natural. and it is awesome.
MoonyIce 0
Merry Christmas. D: By the by, that absolutely sucks.
dloc1 0
that is just what u wanted for xmas yea. that sux a big one.
snafu57 1
it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
sleephunters 8
lmao
megalan 0
win
RavenXRampage 1
Ohmigod. THANK YOU. I haven't laughed so hard in days.
ScratchCatPower 32
Eeeeeveywheeerre you gooooooo~
UpYoursLiar 1
1. STFU. That's curable. Be thankful it's not cervical cancer (HPV), or something for-life like HSV or HIV. 2. It's not impossible, but if you got your cooch swabbed you probably wouldn't get the results back that day unless you were dumb enough to go to the ER. Average adult costs to visit ER in US are between like $900 and $2400. If you spent that much just 'cause your pee burned...yeah, FYL.
WickedAngel 0
When my doc tests me, she looks at the swabs under the microscope, and that only takes a few minutes, So it could've easily been when she wrote the FML.
Microbiologist 0
Your doctor just looks under a microscope. That's a lil worrying! You can't just take a swab and see the bugs - you need to stain it first. What she might be looking for is pus/red cells so that it could be taken for further testing.
CannedSausages 0
Am I the only one who thinks that the OP is a guy, not a chick? It clearly says "man" next to "Anonymous"
yeahyourjealous 0
uhm it's a guy...
29bravo326 2
Well send indeed!!!
29bravo326 2
Said**
hillaryjoyce 0
you didn't think to use protection? or in that two year span, have him (and yourself) go get tested? YDI.
Vball6 19
OP is a guy.
uconchsucker 0
your a idiot. cervical cxancer is not hpv. hpv is a wort viris. it leads to genital worts and and can cause cervical cancer but they have shots for women now that prvent that for life. hpv is the most spred viris. if ur sexually active u most likely have hpv
caffeinatedaspir 0
If it were any more possible to be backwards, I think everyone would die Herpes is the most spread std, one in five people have it, what you meant is that "if you're sexually active you most likely have herpes". In fact, even if you're NOT sexually active you most likely have herpes, Chickenpox, mono, and cold sores are all types of herpes. Look it up if you don't believe me. CERTAIN TYPES of hpv cause cervical cancer, and you can get cervical cancer without having warts, my sister is living proof of that. As far as the actual post goes... You waited two years and didn't bother to get him tested and make sure to see the results? You didn't use a condom? 100% preventable, 100% curable. It's your own fault.
SubaruWRXSTI 16
I don't think that you can be calling anybody an idiot with the horrible spelling and grammar you have.
Danzergirl1 0
F.Y.L.
thecitylights 0
damn, that sucks. yea and dude is right, you can even get hpv if you're wearing a condom.
teamwork 0
fyl, but curable. all i have to say is: CONDOM, CONDOM, CONDOM especially with new/random partners