Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cheers
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Ménage à nope
Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
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mellajella 14
At least it's not an untreatable STD.
CurvyisCool 22
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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JHam12 14
Man that sucks
sofaqueen_ 14
That's pretty much why it's on FML...
ana_lee_bonde 17
in other words he shouldn't have posted his comment or said something you perceive as relevant? some FML folk can be so narrow minded... screw the downvotes man post what you want.
junkusernamexyz 17
Looks like #43 is gonna have lots of downvotes to screw! :)
larrena2377 26
Head to the doc, OP. And I'd probably not pursue a relationship with him.
JKROB 16
Why not pursue a relationship? There is no evidence that he knowingly gave it to her, he told her about it. More importantly it's treatable.
rocketiquette 20
Exactly, I think the rude thing to have happened was him to not say anything to her at all. It's something that could be awkward or embarrassing to admit, so he gets points for being upfront. A lot of times they can go unnoticed without symptoms.
emilyjgraham 34
But what happens if he'd got it from a former relationship/fling and has only just found out about it himself? Symptoms don't always show themselves straight away if ever. Possibly someone he slept with only found out when they went for screening, contacted him to say it's a possibility so he got checked and was tested positive... anything could happen! :)
Retaheki 27
"I don't have diarrhea anymore, I have gonorrhea!" "No, seriously, I have gonorrhea."
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree that it's good he told her, but he kind of told her in a stupid way. He phoned her and told her he had an early valentines gift for her. I don't think he should be making a joke out of something like that, especially considering op's life has now been completely turned upside down. That's the reason I'd reconsider the relationship. He should've sat down and had a serious conversation with her in my opinion. News like that would be hard to hear.
rldostie 19
No reason to dump him. He probably had it from a previous fling/relationship and didn't know (as symptoms can be hidden or slow to show). He told her, he was upfront and honest. It's scary and embarrassing but these things can happen. Luckily it's a treatable STD and she might not even have it (if it's a new relationship, I'd like to believe they were still using condoms until they were tested. That's what I always did. Safe sex is the best sex in the long run).
mellajella 14
At least it's not an untreatable STD.
conman531 23
You should have just said "at least it's treatable". People with dyslexia are still trying to figure out what you just said
mellajella 14
Sorry, I'll try to do better next time.
mrmcleod 29
Damn it #50! Your comment made me question the wording.
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
[Russell Brand shows up and starts singing] We got the clap You got the clap We took the yellow ones You took the black Oh oh We got the itch You got the scratch Burns burns burns like the head of a match You took the front I'll take the back Oh Yeah!
ProgMetalMan 8
#50 You should have just said "dyslexics."
Manosapo 18
Time to start getting ready for a law suit
AlaskanG 27
I hope you're not serious.
Nina825 21
I think thts too extreme ... U serious??
sdroze1389 31
really?.... the case of OP vs micro biology is sure to spend most of its time in litigation, I'm sure both parties will settle out of court
tdawg91 17
That's so stupid. If you knowingly give someone an incurable STD then yeah, sue their ass off but clearly OPs partner didn't know until after and he told her so that she can quickly get it treated
knight2109 12
Well to be fair there's not enough information in the fml to say it was "clearly" intentional or not but that's for op to decide, however it is curable and therefore probably not worth the time. Just get treated and if it was accidental and not from cheating don't have sex till your both free of the disease.
khorstmye 15
No reason to break up now that you have it. Just go to the doctor and make sure he does too!
brittaaany_93 38
I completely agree with you. He was honest about it, and it's treatable. No need for OP to overreact.
illinoiscentral 16
You should be gone-orrhea from that relationship! I'll show myself out...
kerstileann 26
i think "gonorrhea-l quick" wouldve been funnier but to each thier own. :)
kerrycakes 21
That's gotta sting
Enslaved 38
*Clap clap clap* Standing ovation for him being funny!
ComoEsJuan 24
I think they deserve a round of applause now that it's been passed.
mrmcleod 29
Today I learned something new. For the past 12 years I thought "the clap" was the nickname for chlamydia. I had to look it up. Thank you urban dictionary for clearing that up for me.
CurvyisCool 22
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
danielhartlesss 13
If this was about OP getting herpes, it would be ALOT more serious
JennAlien 12
Hey, look on the bright side!...it's treatable?