Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I’ve been dealing with depression, and apologized for my bad moods. I wrote him three kinda long-story-short messages telling him why. His response? “It’s alright” and continued playing Raft. I expected something more… empathic? Am I selfish? FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Does he have any redeeming qualities? Because what I’m getting from this post is just… weeks at minimum of frustration.
Crowned Sataness 12
why the **** are you putting up with a man child like that? cut him loose now, because he's sure tf not going to help you one bit through your treatments, he's going to stress you at your most vulnerable time.
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Anderling 33
Does he have any redeeming qualities? Because what I’m getting from this post is just… weeks at minimum of frustration.
RichardPencil 32
He's right. You can get medical treatment for whatever ails you, but he might never get another shot at the Pokémon. Get some perspective, lady, and good luck with your health.
Crowned Sataness 12
why the **** are you putting up with a man child like that? cut him loose now, because he's sure tf not going to help you one bit through your treatments, he's going to stress you at your most vulnerable time.
Hangryko 32
Dump the manchild.
D J's MOM 17
just leave now, he's Beebe gonna get better, probably worse. you may be the target of his rage eventually. so before you get to invested in the relationship, just cut your ties. it's not worth it.
kitten79TX 5
These are HUGE red flags. You need to get rid of him. It's only a matter of time until he starts hitting you. Please take this warning seriously. He needs anger management counseling. You need to get away from him.