Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
crimsonprodigy 15
How to make honesty work against you 101
GunSlinger69 19
What a douche sorry OP, I would say talk to him about it, but if he ever says a rude remark about your body like that again, ditch him.
inz002 6
Every time a woman finally undresses, that's my reaction, well I keep that to myself, because, all of that packaging people wear.... When You finally unpack it.... Expectations are way over Your head as a man. Still I'm more than happy to see them naked. :)
xninix_fml 36
Your an asshole.
laulinavega 5
I agree. Chicks nowadays are false advertisting by wearing pushup bras and waist trainers. When u take all that off then you see the real them. Unbelievable. If you want that hot body that your bf will love lay off the McDonalds and work out often. Or else dont get offended when stuff like this happens.
The_Avatar 22
You should've just replied with 'your dick is a lot smaller than i expected'
butimnew 7
I'm sorry he said that, OP. It's possible he meant it as a joke or even a compliment, but if he was purposefully being mean spirited, you might want to consider leaving him. If you do stay with him, you should talk to him about it so he doesn't say something rude again.
sullivankeara 25
Drop him like a hot potatoe
candicorn 23
Above all, don't let him make you feel bad about yourself! I know how easy it is to succumb to feeling unworthy because of a comment like this. But honestly if he can't appreciate you and make you feel special in such an intimate moment, he's the one who has the problem, not you. I wouldn't blame you for choosing to break things off with him, but if you do decide to forgive him, be sure to hold your ground and make sure he understands why what he said was wrong and hurt your feelings.
False_Stupidity 42
I find it amusing that everyone assumes the boyfriend was trying to be insulting. Nowhere does it say that the boyfriend doesn't appreciate a little chubbiness, he may have meant that it was good that she was chubbier than expected. Naturally everyone (including OP) jumps to the worst conclusion and reviles the boyfriend for daring to mention anything associated with a woman's weight. He was probably stunned by her beauty and and said the first thing that came to mind without thinking.
iKristien 5
If he was stunned by her beauty, he would have said something like "you're so beautiful", not "you're chubby". That's not a way to tell someone they look beautiful.
syed121417 22
I actually agree with you. I don't agree with people who say that a man can not say anything bad about a woman's body, because many of those people are saying he has a small penis. Double standard much? If people think a man automatically is stunned when he sees a woman without clothes, they might be basing expectations off of movies. So what if her boyfriend thinks she's chubby? He never said she was too chubby for him and he never said it was a bad thing. For all we know that could make her more attractive to him. I guarantee that if the boyfriend said that that she's more skinny than he thought, this wouldn't be an FML. It's ironic how many people say that there nothing wrong with being chubby or fat, but yet when they see a post like this, they crucify a man for just saying someone is chubby, meanwhile he didn't even say anything truly bad! He just acknowledged she was chubby. Big deal.
raikouninja 8
Tell him he's smaller than you expected. Boom! the gauntlet has been thrown!
ACEK1NG 3
Just tell him he is smaller than you expected when he takes his pants off....