Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Top comments
Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
phillysportsfan 13
I think that this was an "escaped thought." Scold him but drop him if it happens again.
thenewgirl29 20
What a douche! That's a good way to rob the relationship of intimacy and trust. I hope you didn't give him any.
ToxicMoo33 18
Leave him. You deserve much better.
vikky538 29
so he never saw you naked before?
limabeans101029 21
"I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time"... so, clearly not. There's a first time for everything.
1HotMomma 6
you need to ditch the loser. some guys do that to make the girl feel powerless and trapped like they don't deserve better, but you do! you are a beautiful person and you should be treated as such!
iKristien 5
Oh HELL no.
BlondePsycho 43
You shouldve replied, "your dick is smaller than i expected. Guess we're both disappointments."
chickypie1987 23
I honestly don't understand how voicing thoughts that rude, ever seemed like a good idea .. People are rude and hurtful these days, your better off with someone who makes you feel happy
Poohbear12345 4
Anand, it's time for a new boyfriend!
Bossgirlhana 15
He had a fappy meal.