Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Top comments
Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
FemskyD 26
Just throw out a "well Thats disapointing" after removing his boxershorts. see if he likes it :/
mybbygirl 8
I would have slapped him out
bryce0110 23
Me. A lot of guys are better than that.
bigpimpin21 2
What a dick head
jazzyjazz04 14
That's ****** up
iamalyssa 8
dump his ass
Dethgrip69 3
If he doesn't like your curves and sexy love handles, drop his ass, and find someone who does.
1DreamCatcher1 20
Dump his ass!
hshaneberger 14
I hope you dumped his ass