Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
springbokfan 5
#smallmansyndrome. Kudos on your obviously excellent dress sense.
Eorlas 31
Get rid of him
Tannasgh 22
I still don't understand other men. When a woman reveals herself to me for the first time, all I can think is "beautiful"
rockyhorrorQT 12
Sadly, you are the last of a dying breed.
miianah1 22
At least you know how to dress in a way that flatters your body? FYL though. Hope you told him how it made you feel and didn't just stand there and take his crap. I also have the skinny-fat syndrome where I look good with clothes and ...not so good without. Try doing strength training exercises if you're not happy with how you look.
SwagLord99 11
Bad luck.
sicksadworld1317 30
Since he can't appreciate a woman in all her natural beauty getting undressed for him; he needs to stop dating, cash his checks in singles and learn to appreciate strippers. The shallow bastard seems to be all about looks, so he should enjoy the view of what he can look at but never touch :D What a destiny for him to look forward to! As for you, OP- I hope you were smart enough to leave the douchebag for insulting you when he should have been appreciating you. Really, what dude is going to focus on "chubbiness" when there's boobs in front of him?! That's just not right.
miianah1 22
I don't necessarily agree with you 17. First of all you said she shouldn't be with someone that shallow, but you seem to think that because there are boobs right in front of him, he shouldn't say anything. Second of all, I don't think it's shallow to not want to be with someone you have no sexual attraction with. No one would call a gay guy shallow for finding women unattractive. But, I don't agree with how her boyfriend handled it. That was really rude and Id be hurt too. I don't agree with the "if you don't think all women are beautiful, you should rot in hell" mantra going around. There's nothing wrong with thinking someone is unattractive- It's how you express this that makes it wrong sometimes. Just my two cents! Hope no one got offended.
sicksadworld1317 30
@21- The boobs part was said half jokingly :) It came from my personal realization when a past boyfriend came back into my life recently. Years ago, he said he'd "never date a fat chick". As of recently, I am no thin lady. He still adores me clothes on or off- partly because of who I am, and also because there's boobs in front of him that he gets to play with! Once I realized the focus was on our connection and all the sexy intimacy that went along with it, I became much less self conscious about him seeing my fat. So my running joke has become "what guy cares about fat when there's boobies to play with?". I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Secondly, I do believe he was being shallow because a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship should be based on compatibility between two personalities first, and on attractiveness secondly. If they were just **** buddies I could understand if he was seeking a 10 on his personal scale; but a relationship means you give a bit more room to what one would consider physical "flaws". That's because you should care about the person more than the look of their physique in a relationship. She couldn't have been that unattractive to him if he chose to date her in the first place; but he seemed to have cast her personality to the side in favor of wanting a thinner partner in that moment. That is shallow in my eyes- but hey, to each their own.
sweetnsourrr 11
All the OP boyfriend said was she is a lot chubbier than he expected, he wasn't being shallow and its not like he dumped after he saw her nude body.
_treestick_ 8
Punch him right in the mouth, and then his crotch.
UserOfTheMind 24
If he said that when you took off your clothes, say, "I thought you'd be bigger," when he drops his pants.
sweetnsourrr 11
but what if he was huge?
doubleofuck 20
That is so rude and so hurtful. I'd rethink my relationship with him. You don't deserve that crap.
supasupa 1
U tell him that comment hurt u right?