Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Top comments
Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
Erikaaa262 6
smother him with his 'chubbiness'
Carbonx11 3
Lolz
serslybro 20
The best way to take that is that you wear your weight well. Which means you know how to dress appropriately unlike so many others. Most guys don't understand that what they're saying can be hurtful. My suggestion would be to explain to him why that wasn't the best thing to say and give him one more chance. If he says anything else along those lines I would be done...
pandoralilybelle 13
Drop him. I cannot stand men who treat their 'girlfriend' this way. Ain't nobody got time for that.
albertozeta_fml 9
Damned asshole. He doesn't deserve you.
WramseyWriter 10
If a guy you're with doesn't immediately want to put his mouth on every inch of you just get your stuff and go.
PM92612 1
Your life isn't f@cked, just your boyfriend's attitude. Find someone who appreciates you.
mclovin22897 15
You're are most likely a great weight and he is just a douchebag. in my opinion, he shouldn't get to have a girlfriend if he puts people down like that.
Ghost_Writer 6
Your reaction should have been "GTFO and don't come back."
syed121417 22
See, the thing is that people in the comments automatically assumed that he now sees your weight or appearance as negative just because he called you chubby. I don't think he's a douchebag- I think he was just speaking his mind. Gosh, people are acting like he threatened to dump you, or something. In a mature relationship, just because you recognize eachother's flaws doesn't mean you don't accept them. So what if he thinks you are a bit chubby? He might not have meant it in a malicious way. Does he still think you are beautiful? Does he still want to be with you? I assume you could change in front of him because you two are comfortable around each other, which means one can express what they want so long as they are respectful about it and I think he was. Chubby isn't necessarily a bad thing. Don't worry too much on it, OP.
syed121417 22
And also, for all of you saying that she should tell him he has a small penis- what, it's a mortal sin for him to say the word chubby to her, but it's not at all mean for her to say something like that to him? Egalitarianism, people.