Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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greatnt249 0
YDI for expecting anything meaningful to be said IN A TEXT MESSAGE. "because most girls (arrogant ones not included) are humble to themselves" Translation: they're horribly insecure.
jamps_fml 0
I would have been even harsher than that! Leave the poor guy alone, we hate getting texts like that.
CodeMan16 0
but is being a little bit insecure that much of a bad thing, like I was trying to say, it just means that the girls don't have an overly-conceited view of themselves
thabeast 0
you should have been like "Im feeling really down and you always cheer me up" that woulda gotten a better response YDI and every one whos said youre fishing for complements is right
Bryan_Z 0
what a jackass.
CodeMan16 0
I agree with #84, coming right out and saying "tell me why you love me" would be confusing and irritating to the guy, she should have explained herself a bit more
poison29 0
24, 31, and 49 have their heads on straight. 37 needs to take a chill pill. "She probably just got her period and her wittle tummy hurts so badsies! AWWWWWW SO SADDDDD!" You are a man. Therefore, you will never experience monthly week-long bleeding out of your genitals for around 40 years straight. You will never know what this feels like for some women. My mom had to go get shots in the hospital every month when she was younger because her periods were so awful. I mean, why don't you just go ahead and say childbirth isn't a big deal. Misogynistic asshole.
mooniez 7
ydi. though it's kind of hypocritical since i do it myself. but i realized that doing that just to get some personal satisfaction brings nothing but trouble, so yeah. but wow yeah that IS a harsh response. sorry.
ultraslick 0
he is an ass, unless this is trademark from her. Maybe that's like the 4th time that month she's asked him that question. Also who knows what kind of day your bf was having.
newguy90 0
#87. stop being so stuck up. true, guys dont have periods, but we have other shit to deal with, so stop saying that ur lives are so bad, and because we're men we could never understand or compare to it. that is as sexist as guys saying that u r all full of shit and need to get over it.