skinny dipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loveade11
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
criminal tit offender
Bessemer, United States
The last laugh
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Japaroni
United States
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
AmberHavoc
United Kingdom
Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML
Men '86
Canada
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Caught red-handed
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Top comments
FreshSalad 1
Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.
Josh67 1
Must have been awkward
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Comments (181)
Josh67 1
Must have been awkward
BonerTooLong 1
At least you two weren't playing naked twister!
iEthan 5
OP is going to get beat now, and get fined.
NightmareStalker 0
tbh your lucky, if anything, legally, you will have less of a punishment because his daughter was involved and I'm sure he won't want her getting into any trouble... unless he's a dick. then your ******.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Hopefully you came out clean after the matter OP.
enonymous 9
You have the right to remain tazered. Anything you say will be held against you by my shotgun...
bugsfunny 0
Atleast you have his daughter =P
rexgar2000 10
WARNING... tampering with my daughter will result in constant beating that you'll never forget.
changesinme 0
'Oh hi dad, just skinny dippin' as per usual'
KoolKidFly 0
'insert nudity pun here'
rawrkittyrawr 6
At least you werent caught skinny dipping with your sister
hinchkongfang 0
It coulda been worse... It coulda been the arresting officers wife as well as his daughter... Just like machete!!!
kyarush 10
Lol well then... Don't let him know you got some stink finger
DynamicDave 11
Must have been awkward, you say? No, I'm sure it was rather a comfortable experience.
JinxosGirl87 0
Should have asked him to join you! :P
Palirose 22
#92 LOL. I seen that movie the other night. It was hella funny.
VoucheNogJZ14 0
in Utah the dad just joins right???
Pevira 15
@160 Heck no!!!
alicksfairclough 6
Oh dear! :')
bhangu023 0
Thumbs up for almost getting it in, thumbs down for picking a bad location
theten_fml 9
If you were skinny dipping with my daughter i would have pepper sprayed while you're still nude
SOD_sonofdixie 5
Let's not stray from the real point... That is one hell of a story to tell the grand kids later..... Thank you for being a true American. God bless you.
aloginnoonehas 0
I bet he was happy to meet you
syki 22
I'll bet he was happy to *see* you.
dirtbiker267 0
No I think #3 was meaning it as he would be pleased to meet him for the first time it never said they were dating so I'm guessing first impression wasn't good
syki 22
No shit? It wasn't a correction, it was an addition. Hate-boner, anyone?
dirtbiker267 0
Haha sorry
schaflava 0
I bet he wanted to kill you to death.
Chaboigin 0
I bet he wanted to kill him until he was alive
FrenchToast94 0
124- Just wow. Kill you to death? When you get killed, you do die.. Lmao Smh
FreshSalad 1
Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I hope you don't mind me being random, but I think salads that are perfect are ******* awesome. Your picture is an example of such a salad (albeit a simple one). :D
rexgar2000 10
this reminds me of the movie take me home tonight.
satph 12
43- you made me LOL for a good 5 minutes just then :D keep up the irrelevant comments!
Youngnut18 6
Haha that's funny 43, that picture of that salad and his profile description really caught my attention.. Well done.
You_Need_Soap 6
Toss that MFer! Looks yummy!
natashax21 5
That looks like a great salad. I'm dying for a ceasar salad with chicken right now:(!
FreshSalad 1
Ladies, ladies one at a time please.
icy37 10
What are the chances........ lol
tehslack 5
Oh, the teenage FML drama.
Epsilonyx 15
Sounds like you live in a small town...really small.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Washington's quite big...
random_ribbons 15
You do realize that the size of a state doesn't determine the size of a town, right?
ramboman19 8
I don't mean to be over-cliché with the fail comments, but.....^^^FAIL^^^
kate1238 9
Wait what makes you thonk its a small town?
getl0w 0
I agree.
SPD935 5
Bet that was awkward. Cops are assholes anyway, and you just compounded the problem by involving his daughter. YDI.
Dark__Angel66 24
You're an asshole for saying cops are assholes.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Not all cops are. Besides, the girl might not like OP and staged the thing.
Drummerboy1234 0
^ DUN DUN DUNN.
azurewave 6
Op never said she was a boy. They could have been just friends having fun.
jwade11 12
I've been in that situation!!!! Lol
_daniellesays_ 10
I don't really see how that kind of situation could be 'lol'-ed at even when being looked back upon...
Lenho 26
You'll die sad, #30. If you can't laugh at yourself, your screwed. Life's not perfect, so, if it turns its back on you, grab its ass.
ekarjala 0
troll