Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML
Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
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MrJentipede 2
The sandal wouldn't have stopped the nail, anyway.
Colleennn1579 0
At least you were a gentleman(:
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Comments (203)
Im_Insane 0
OW! that sucks sorry dude
killerviral 0
she'd better give u head lol that suck though
b182link 0
flip flops wouldn't help anyways, the nail would go through them
LightningCactus 12
At least he was being a gentleman.
Llamanator9913 16
I wonder if he had to get shots...
Colleennn1579 0
At least you were a gentleman(:
popoman 0
I hope you got laid. Cat's your sister, right?
ZleveL 0
^ AHAHAHA OMG I needed tha laugh X'D
MrJentipede 2
The sandal wouldn't have stopped the nail, anyway.
apfunction 0
exactly.
im_emile 4
Just what I was thinking.
sheogarth 3
Ditto...
skilova4lifezzz 19
Well he was a gentleman, AND saved a perfectly good pair of sandals!
Natradtasticx17 0
oh wow that sucks! a nail through your foot must effin hurt!
drummerbeast16 0
sherlock
OppositesAttract_fml 0
Awwh, at least you had good intentions. Sounds like something that would happen to me, I always try and do my best and it always backfires on me. Hope your foot gets better soon. (:
potatopeeler 0
Yeah, the sandal wouldn't have helped. Maybe glass, but not a nail.
sdixon 0
Well good cannot come with out bad, but that just sucks, feel better :)
ouch_that_hurt 0
How do you forget shoes and not realize it until you get there?
murderofcrows 0
I hope you get laid for it.
Trebek 0
When the nail hit your foot, did you say, "Help me-OW!" /stupid
charleycake 0
oo das punny