Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. They also took the inhaler that fell out of my bag the night before. The one I needed to stop the asthma attack I had from the stress of having my car broken into. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
I LOVE THIS FML LIKE I HATE MY PERIOD :)
borabora1991 0
maybe he needed your inhaler in case he gets short-winded running from the cops.
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Comments (55)
lolwhat_fml 0
I LOVE THIS FML LIKE I HATE MY PERIOD :)
giiiiinge 0
lmao! :L
Brooklynxman 0
Thar comment made me go lol....wut? Perfect username.
expen_dable 0
who wants to play Evony with me
Itasan 0
Oh dear. It's a good thing you're okay now.
mguzman011 0
4th an omg that sucks
lrb081 0
That really really sucks, but I have a smidgen of feeling of YDI for not having a backup inhaler. You should ALWAYS have a backup inhaler!
PATastrophy102 0
YOU sir, are an ass. No one deserves asthma attacks without an inhaler, especially if it was stolen.
underrwaterrx 0
i agree with PATastrophy102
umm_wow 0
pharmacies dont always give you more than one inhaler. so, no, they didnt deserve it. you must not have asthma. attacks totally suck! so, no, someone who has an attack NEVER deserves it.
betseyville 6
dumbass, doctors don't prescribe you for more than one at a time. i've had asthma for my entire 18 years of life and even with an inhaler, your attack can still continue.
alexandraa_fml 0
How come I can get like three at a time then?
Jimboom 12
I have to slightly agree with #4. I have asthma and if you ask your doctor to prescribe 2 inhalers then they will... or just go get your prescription refilled before the old one runs out and then you have a backup. And it's not so much the fact that she deserves it, but anyone with asthma and is at risk of an attack knows to always have their inhaler with them at all times!! Not leaving it in the car where if you had an attack in the middle of the night you would have difficulties getting to it.
borabora1991 0
maybe he needed your inhaler in case he gets short-winded running from the cops.
Mauskau 36
This was a smart burglary. The thief took everything they wanted, and then took what you'd need. If you saw an inhaler, you'd take it if you wanted to stop the owner from calling the police straight away. However, this sucks ass. I've read a story about a girl almost dying from not having her inhaler when she had an asthma attack, but somehow her twin sister(who needed the same strength of inhaler) found her in the middle of the street and saved her O_O
jjcastillo 0
HAHAHAHAHA..hahahahaha..hehehe *cough* *cough* (notices fully that no one else is as evil as me)
Iwannabetreo 11
*Bows to your awesome evilness*.
alexandraa_fml 0
I hate asthma. It feels like someones got a death grip on your windpipe half the time.
borabora1991 0
dude, i know what youre saying... you can literally feel you windpipe close up and theres nothing you can do about it. :/
artfreak21 0
WTF?? That's messed up. Glad you're still with us.
badbunny 0
this is a legitimate FML. hope you're ok.