Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
MagneticGuitar 0
Maybe he was having a bad day himself and found this stupid.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
OP- you were having a bad day, you were perfectly within your rights to look to your relationship to cheer you up. Your boyfriends response, no matter how annoyed he was, shows such a huge lack of respect for you. No one should speak to you that way, least of all someone who supposedly loves you.
meddude 0
#63: YES wow lexy88...crazy much?
meddude 0
#142: do we know if he's supposed to love her yet? we have no insight into how long that relationship has been going on. maybe she's extremely clingy and it's been like a month. we don't know.
grlwitperlEring 0
YDI for being too needy this obviously isn't the first time you've done this
illeyad 0
Even if she was fishing for compliments how can you justify a crude response from a significant other? It wouldn't have hurt him if he simply called her and said something like "If your asking me that, than what is the problem?" Or if she was doing it too frequently he could have politely sat down and spoke to her rather than responding via txt. I am not taking sides, both were silly, the gf should have told her bf she needed cheering up (not via txt) and the bf should not have acted like an ass hole, through a txt message, regardless of the situation .
grlwitperlEring 0
Dude maybe he just wants the same thing out of you and you're not giving it to him stop being so selfish and needy
monicamischief 0
YDI. he should dump you for being annoying and expecting him to cheer you up all the time : / i had an ex who asked questions like that every day and it was so frustrating. if you are with someone, you don't need to ask such questions grow up a little before you date again
Weil 0
Why do women ask stupid questions like this? What the **** did you expect? YDI.
Amkii 0
YDI. In all honesty, that IS a really dumb thing to request. And I'm a female too.