Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"
MrFuzzles 5
As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!
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Comments (126)
Lockjaw2k 5
Luh-KEEE!
EduJav321 24
"... And that's why I need perscription Vagisil and ointment"
leannewhipple 0
That is classy.!
TrinityisLife 22
I've worked as a pharmacy tech for over 10 years and I've heard so much weird shit that it's sad. One chick called and asked if having her 1yo child sleep in the same bed as her and her lesbian partner would make the child gay. One guy called to ask how to get rid of blue balls. One old (80+yo) man stood in front of the pharmacy and screamed that he knew Viagra was OTC. One man told me of the pus filled pockets on his penis and how he knew it was that certain girl that did it to him. Another woman described in graphic detail on how thin her vaginal wall is. Another old lady shared the knowledge that eating at Golden Corral daily would keep the bowels regular, especially if you ate the roast beef. This is just the tip of the iceberg. So while we're supposed to be professional with odd questions and disclosures, we're still human. We still roll our eyes at some things and cringe at others like everyone else. OP, I feel for ya, but the longer you're there in the pharmacy, the more you'll hear. And just think, if we hear this stuff THERE, imagine what's heard at the doctor's office or the ER. O_O
chad7472 3
As a pharmacist, I would diagnose her with having SUIT disorder...Something Up In There.
TrinityisLife 22
ZOMG! I remember listening to that as well!! Do you wear green to work to remind the patients that they need to bring in their cash dollars as well? xD
vbmg152 19
Well, What????
peacefully84 19
I work in a grocery store and an old lady once told me that using yogurt down there does wonders for yeast infections. I told her "Thank you, have a great day!".
Riley97 0
Yeah, you know, just a lamp, tv remote, and a pack of sharpies... The usual. ;)
BobbyBoss 10
Wtf does she stick up there? ._.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Tell her she should video it and set up a pay website. Ask her for a 10% commission. Profit.