Today, my SO almost passed out during sex due to his lack of physical activity. I've forced him to start going to the gym. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML
Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML
Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML
Today, a few hours after me and my husband had sex, he mumbled, "This is why I hate sex," as he left to grab some Tylenol. Apparently, he's so out of shape that basic sex made his muscles too sore to sleep. This is the first time in two weeks we've had sex. I'm always the one that has to ask for it. FML
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
Today, I've been an avid gym-goer since I was in high school. A year ago I convinced my girlfriend to start going to the gym with me and she had been sticking to it since. She has now has left me for a full-on fitness model she met there. He helped her start an online store, which is doing well. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I discovered why my new boyfriend likes his sex slow and loving, like super slow. It’s because, despite being in shape, he’s so unfit that if he tries to go hard and fast he struggles to breathe and passes out on top of me. Guess my love life is limited to one mile an hour now. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's dumb. Most people at the gym are fit and fitness-conscious. Your SO is not going to get any sex there, and you're still going to have to do it.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Couldn't you just have more sex? And then slowly add weights
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RichardPencil 32
That's dumb. Most people at the gym are fit and fitness-conscious. Your SO is not going to get any sex there, and you're still going to have to do it.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Couldn't you just have more sex? And then slowly add weights
Grumpy Jack 27
I was never a big sport guy, don't do any physical activity but never passed out during sex. Whether your session turned into an olympic game or he has a heart condition...