Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"
MrFuzzles 5
As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!
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Comments (126)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, that's a very nice piece of information. I think I'm going to go blow my brains out to forget what I just read and imagined.
nelds 12
I thumbed it down, we can just pretend it's yours.
kushsmokee 0
Old people have to have fun too you know
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's no excuse to tell people what you do with your genitalia.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Well, that's not any better than when I had a patient come in to pick up his single Viagra pill... He also bought some shavers and a bottle of wine, and continued to go into detail as to what he had planned for that evening... TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
immaMonsta 8
What you should've said was, "With all due respect ma'am, I think you should keep that information to yourself." But still, ew!
therealslim 15
What the **** 30?
talkstoomuch 8
Lmfao!
ohmyaubrey 14
This lady lectured me for an hour on what happened when she didnt used to wear a bra to work. smh.
ICastillo 25
Come on OP she was just trying to have a little girl talk.
j_cat187 20
Old lady: Oh jeeze, looks like rain. *Pulls an umbrella out of her ******.