Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"
MrFuzzles 5
As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!
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Comments (126)
shannonreneee 11
3, it does make sense. I live in Western Australia and work in a pharmacy as well and this happens to me on a regular basis. It gets a lot worse when they go into great detail and has nothing to do with why they're at the pharmacy.
perdix 31
Sounds like she's done some great R&D about what you can do with a vag and survive. I hope you got some tips on fun things you can do with your hoo-hah that you may have been afraid to try in the past.
jazzybaby179 22
Kinky.
linkinpark98 24
This has to be one of those times where I wish I hadn't read such an FML. :( *pushes cereal away*
p_syko 5
I guess everyone needs a hobby. Even if it is shoving anything and everything in their vag!
br0ccoli 15
"we just got those jumbo tampons in this morning...you might want to try those..."
hateevryone 15
Lmao ewww
dellis44 7
you could tell her to go screw herself, but she probably alreadry has with everything in her house.
forever_born 6
That's disgusting!!!
luvscomplic8ed 6
Niiice...