Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"
MrFuzzles 5
As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!
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Comments (126)
monkeyhead641 6
My head, a fork, my husbands gun, a butter knife, a ketchup bottle , a McDonald's straw,
FatTony2010 4
**** punt!
uumlaut_strohson 3
Does she keep her "angry eyes" in there?
purplemonsta444 0
Old lady: my fingers, a few cucumbers, my husband's penis etc......
DDalton 14
Well maybe she gave ya some good ideas to try out!
kls9255 3
I bet your nice and horny now! ;)
swimfeaver 4
Fake
thatoneguy79 10
By chance did her include a horse, cow, goat, dog, cat, bird, spider, or fly? People do like to share the most entertaining of details, don't they? Like we haven't already tried it before.
BecomeMine 0
Haha good luck, what a convo
duckiegirl21 10
Must be the grandmother of the girl who put an iPhone in her ******.