Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
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DogmaT_fml 4
man you got sugar on the bowling alley.
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
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Comments (137)
ily1210 10
who the hell says sugar buns? wel, atleast its better than happy sacks.
glen12 0
I stoped reading after " sugar buns "
thor89 0
If I was the ball I would slap you for dropping me like that
reyemrein 0
YDI for saying sugarbuns, or because it was in quotes, for knowing somebody who says sugar buns.
BigBoii123456 0
lol sugarbuns
Melkezidech 0
Perhaps they were laughing at the perfect "drop your balls" set-up?
do20ss 4
lol who doesn't say 'sugarbuns' n puts them in quotations all the time...it's makin a 'comeback'
Shokz992 0
I didn't even get what sugar-buns meant... Woulda thought ass or chest (if it's a girl) before balls :/
nmsm 1
lol 11 YDI for saying sugarbuns just say butt or something, it's alot shorter
DonkeyDelight 0
Am I correct in thinking "sugar buns" are another phrase for testicles? I've just never heard of this phrase.
DerangedFox 0
I would think "sugarbuns" means butt. "Buns" alone is another word for butt, so that's my educated guess.
AngryNinja 1
wooow. only a sparkly vampire would refer to his package as sugarbuns.
jennacide 0
Hey maybe his "buns" are sweet, have you ever tasted them sir/ma'am? :) Don't worry OP, it'll all be over unless there are gorgeous pictures, but not life *******, I'm sure you'll live.
ily1210 10
oh, so wait, does he mean his ass or his testicles? i thought of his balls first, tbh. still a stupid phrase either way.
reyemrein 0
And I bet the bowling ball fell on his sugar cubes
iSmellNice 2
No, for balls, they say happy sacks
amazinglyava 0
k ydi for saying "sugarbuns". watre you a seventy year old woman?!
mikes45 0
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gurlucrazy 0
lol, same
ButtNekked 0
Why must every guy try and pretend to be cool for a girl to like them? Honestly, you can score alot more points by being funny. You also lose a shitload for saying sugarbuns Haha queeeeeeeeerbaaaaaag. :D
DogmaT_fml 4
sugar skid marks
boyguydudemalema 0
I have never heard anybody in real life uses the term sugarbuns nor happy sacks, only in fml do I here crazy lame shit like that . . .
Shokz992 0
103 - Ah, that's because fortunately you don't know anyone quite that lame in real life :P
cals 0
sugarbuns? is that what the kids are saying these days?
fmlsoobad 0
your sayin you couldn't think of anything better then sugarbuns , oh wow
fishsmash 0
wtf does sugarbuns even mean? O.o im assuming hes talking about his ass? considering it would be pretty difficult to fall "right" on your balls
littlexlion 4
Bowling has been quite dangerous lately! :o
ImRawrtastic 0
haha agreed ^^^
Ajjas013 6
He threw his balls and then they whipped him forward and he lost his balance and landed on his so-called 'sugarbuns'.
Kirashai 9
Sugarbuns, lmao.
Jrook 0
wow lol the quotation mark would imply people say it... they don't
dacman48 0
ydi for being gay. no straight guy says sugarbuns
yeahidgaf 0
hahahahaha lol u shudve said it's my signature move and get up quickly :D
samantha_durano 6
suck it up buttercup :D even I enjoy my own pain.
maxman13 0
agreed...
DerangedFox 0
I agree also. Suck it up, it's not really a big deal and I'm sure your girlfriend wasn't enjoying your pain, she (and everyone else) was laughing because it was comical. It may have been embarrassing, but only because you let yourself feel mortified. Be a man, suck it up, and play it off. Being able to laugh at yourself will indeed dramatically improve your life.
boyguydudemalema 0
masochist >.>
tisiphone_fml 0
YDI for using the term "sugarbuns" in 2010. But seriously... how did you even manage the physics of that? That's ... impressive. At least you made your girlfriend laugh... but perhaps you should plan another activity for your next date.
XDNurse 0
had to, last year he mightve gotten shunned instead of ridiculed
snowking_fml 0
hahahaha. well that's embarrassing
Moscow_fml 0
I don't think it would have been, had he gotten up and bowed to everyone. He made his gf happy, this isn't an fml.
Lordlucian 0
I woulda laughd to :p no offense OP
Lethario14 0
I wld hav 2 ! I laugh at myself all the timeXD
vansbabe66 0
get over it panzy