Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
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BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
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Comments (201)
PissySmurf 2
YDI for being such an idiot - if you found a cockroach in the first lot what did you expect. FOOL
amandarrr 3
Yeah you pretty much deserved it for accepting replacement food instead of going elsewhere.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I hope you reported them to the proper authorities... a place like that doesn't deserve to be running. Ick.
RockinRoyaltyxD 13
It I found that in my food I wouldn't be stupid like you and, get a replacement. I'd just ask for my money back and, go somewhere else in fear that would happen again. I mean think about it more had to be in that then just one. Either FYL.
fail_gurl21 7
excuse me while i barf..... o_e
beachbabe098 3
So you got a cockroach once and you still went back and asked for a new one?
JennaLynette 3
I hope you reported the place to the health department in your area. That's horrible and who knows what they could be leaving in other peoples' food.
worldclassrager 41
I would never eat there again...you could get our own ramen at a basic store...its probably cheaper and definitely cockroach free...I hope...
jgriff79 23
Quit complaining you received protein at no charge!
Pandasaurus 14
The same shit happened to me once, I wouldn't ever order from there again -.-