Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
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Expertfail 0
Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.
socalsd 0
Sue them!
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Expertfail 0
Maybe it was a really deformed half-cockroach? Or maybe you ate it.
IamSpartacus 0
YDI for living in France.
Gia0896 0
Thats disgusting. Complain about it..
crazieeli 0
how does he deserve it just for living in france? wtf you deserve a spartan beating for having sparta in your name. doesn't make sense does it? And i agree, complain. BUt you should complain to the actually company. like call them. cause most likely, if you complain to the manager, nothing happens :T
TheDoge 0
LOL @ serious fool. DUDE, that guy was just being a tool. Its fun, try it sometimes. Just come up with some lame reason for their suffering. In this case, it is his french nationality. Being serious online just makes you sound like an utter wanker.
IamSpartacus 0
Haha at TheDoge's comment. And crazieeli, I don't think you get the point of being a troll (which isn't much, I must say). But my previous comment wasn't supposed to make sense...what kind of logical reason would make him deserve this just for living in France? I know I can't think of any. Anyways, it's fun sometimes. Trying to be creative like this...or being totally unoriginal...either way it's fun to see peoples comments, like your own comment. Saying stuff like "YDI for being a woman", or "YDI for living in France"...stuff like that. Yeah, and back to what TheDoge said: I really don't think my comment sounded serious at all, and it shouldn't be taken serious either.
Foufinator 2
I don't live in France...
anonymous45610 0
where the **** did you get the sandwich from!?
futtgoredo 0
fml is a French website retard
elmo6 0
eww!!!
THExistentialist 13
@95 creative? fail. half the FML trolls can come up with SOMETHING more creative than the ever-common "YDI for living in ____!" and as far as trolls are concerned, that is saying a LOT. Furthermore, trolling is pointless if you actually defend AND define it in a later comment. TROLL FAIL.
THExistentialist 13
@103 this is the English-speaking version of the original French website, RETARD.
Miooow 16
Or maybe he ate half of it already? GROSS!
namezox 0
complaint!
blastvortex 4
complaint about the complaint @OP: What? You mean you didn't know about the special? They were free of charge that day. You shouldn't complain about what you got for free. Bon appetit. :)
MyNameIsViet 15
Ah man I gotta stop eating while reading fmls like this.
PlasmaWafflez 0
That sucks!
maichido 0
Um, cockroaches taste and feel like chicken now? Okay.
emshilie 0
It doesn't necessarily have to taste and feel like chicken to belong in a chicken sandwich. Lettuce can crunch a whole lot. But OP, this is disgusting. FYL.
haleystarship 0
hmm Maybe just maybe you ate it. Who knows im no Einstien
ddlovatolover 23
Quite clearly so.
jessxoxo28 5
ewww! well... at least it was half and not the whole thing....
infest0125 0
I think that's the problem actually....
THExistentialist 13
would it even be an FML? today, I ordered chicken sandwhich. something inspired me to look inside, and there was a roach in it! that's okay though, it was only half a roach. FML?
aback 5
Yes you do.
Rouge_Plague 0
Dude, thats sick. Make a complaint!
the32394 0
that's
THExistentialist 13
116 - 1. self-proclaimed grammar Nazi by picture - 0.
socalsd 0
Sue them!
padlarf 14
Ripoff