Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (201)
l2ebecca 4
Ydi for eating ramen. Nasty
Kiki242 19
So OP deserves it because of their taste buds?
MindFreakazoid 10
Don't hate on the ramen! The ramen knows all!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
30) **** you, I love ramen.
carminecris89 13
Omg that's horrifying and disgusting. I would have thrown up. I don't know why you would have given them a second chance. One would have been enough to make me run.
soad2014 7
The cockroach was hungry! Maybe it wanted a snack, too!
DollyDope 17
They either have a serious roach problem or just poured your original noodles into a new container. Why on earth they wouldn't take the vile creature out first is a mystery. You seem like you handled the situation politely though. I would have demanded a refund, then chucked the noodles at a manager. **** eating that garbage
itzia 7
I would've asked for a refund, and sue report their asses! In your case, sue them
krysxkatastrophe 14
38- I don't think you can sue for that and win. You can report them to the health department, though.
tinysocks 11
I suggest not returning, perhaps a call to the health department!
Calyx_fml 22
Well they did offer to replace it (the cockroach) for free.
corysgirl1206 1
I don't care how hungry I was I would not have eaten there after finding that. That's disgusting
cmc777 4
Report to health department
imani132 6
Yo...that's just nasty. I hope you reported them