Today, I found out that my dad has drunkenly told my sister more than once that he doesn’t love either of us, and even then he prefers her over me. All these years I thought I was crazy for thinking I had any kind of daddy issues, but I guess that must be why I’m a phenomenal fuck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I always wondered how my younger sister maintained a good relationship with her dad, as she knows I was horribly abused by him for several years. Now, I found out that she “doesn’t agree” with it, and thinks it was all my imagination. FML
Today, I realized my dad was right about everything: the hot guy who was attractive because my dad hated him so much really was a scumbag. I found out after he got me pregnant, vanished, and then learned that he also got my sister and cousin pregnant. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I came to find out that each person I've ever dated was either set up by my dad or by my sister. I'm fuming. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
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simply #DaBess™ 🤙🏾 3
What tf did I just read ?
MidnaLink 35
Did you just seriously refer to YOURSELF as a phenomenal ****? Nah, if you said others called you that I'd believe you but come on, this is just straight up narcissism.
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simply #DaBess™ 🤙🏾 3
What tf did I just read ?
RichardPencil 32
Hummina, hummina, hummina! I think I need to look into this further. You know, for science!
MidnaLink 35
Did you just seriously refer to YOURSELF as a phenomenal ****? Nah, if you said others called you that I'd believe you but come on, this is just straight up narcissism.
RichardPencil 32
It's possible she has been told that. The question is: did those who lavished such praise have the experience to make a credible judgment, or were they noobs who were easily impressed? This case requires further research. Y'know, for science...
bloopaloop 27
You need more than n=1. You know, for science. I’ll help support this research!
xbaconator9000x 16
I think it was supposed to be sarcasm or a self-jab.
RichardPencil 32
No, I think she means that she figured out the connection between the lack of attention from her father and why she ***** like a demon. I think she's just stating a fact.
Joshawott 21
Didn't know we had Olympic athletes visiting the site, because that's quite the leap!
jkjorn 18
Calm down guys, I think she meant to say "phenomenal ****-up". Makes more sense in the context of the relationship with her father.
westoz 24
Let’s hope
Wadlaen 24
My thought exactly!
phybreawptic 13
You can't rate yourself in that area, sheet stain.