Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
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Top comments
BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
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Comments (201)
Archay 13
If you found a cockroach once in the place why would you still eat there?
LMFAOwned 9
Because OP said the restaurant tried to replace the bowl. OP didn't eat there twice..
3kmtg 7
Your picture makes your comment even better
MindFreakazoid 10
Mm..that extra crunchy flavor that just crawls down your throat
ebonyirony 29
The cockroach adds to the flavour. Or you're being trolled.
flutter4 7
OP is being trolled for complaining about the food
DocBastard 40
Aw, the poor roach was cold and trying to take a nap. And you disturbed him, you brute!
zuzupetalsYO 11
It was the same roach I bet.
bjoernabee 1
Extra protein :)
TheDrifter 24
Life lesson: bitching about food then asking for another will only get you something worse. Just be glad you didn't notice the spit and fromunda butter they stirred in with your roach.
ygdrassil 17
Customers in a restaurant are entitled to cockroach-free meals. It hardly seems too demanding.
TheDrifter 24
Not to mention op will find out at their next flossing anyhow. Minimum wage isn't enough to take being yelled at, why ask them to abuse you back? Just take the redund and try another restaurant.
kimg0885 23
#19 ha, love the Waiting comment. Would ramen be considered continental or Asian cuisine?
xgetxbentx 13
I agree with 23, what OP did is NOT bitching. I've worked in restaurants before, bitching is ordering a sandwich with no lettuce and sending the whole order back due to the teeny tiniest shred of lettuce being stuck on it.
Cuzitso 1
Um so why in Hell would you except another order from them if the first one had a cockroach in it? YDI for not using common sense. I wouldn't eat from somewhere that "might" have cockroaches in their food. You knew for sure.
SevenMillionTons 4
Wanted their money's worth without asking for it back, maybe?
Kimitte 1
Exactly..Besides, after you find the cockroach..I'd probably tell the authorities. I mean, it's unsanitary and there's a possibility people could get sick from that..
t_raw1234 11
I would've thrown up.
Kiki242 19
Put that place out of business. That is freakin disgusting.
kageshin1 2
Wow. And I thought military food was bad. Tough luck hopefully the recomp you this time or you take business else where.