Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
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BippityBopPop 0
That's some unsanitary restaurant...
4rmMiami 4
I wouldn't trust that place a second time no matter how hungry I was.
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Comments (201)
cherryllollo 7
Next time... make your own ramen. Its like 25 cents and it shouldn't have any roaches in it... unless, you know... you have roaches or something
awitchwithawand 5
Please don't tell me you plan on eating from there again D:
firefly319 7
Where would you go to order ramen? oO It's like $0.23 a package. Make your own.
SoultheWolf 19
First off, go to a health inspector and tell them about it. Second people saying he can make his own ramen, ya he can. But a ramen house adds more then just noodles, they add specail meat, spices, and veggies, that a packaged ramen does not have. I can see why he'd want to get that, it would be delicious.
daps29 11
I have katsaridaphobia so this was scary for me because I'm eating some microwave popcorn and almost threw it before thinking to check it instead...fear of cockroaches
laxforevrr 0
a fear of cockroaches...that's a new one but reasonable
laxforevrr 0
that's revolting sorry op:(
MaryPoppins88 14
If they clearly have a cockroach problem why wouldn't you just get your money back the first time I wouldn't have even given them a second chance that's so disgusting
redhair_love 2
Once noticing the cockroach, I would have immediately walked out after getting my money back. Sorry that happened OP.
well_thatslife 7
Why would you eat there after you found it the first time?
BrotherTheo 31
There's an old saying: Fool me once Shame on you, Fool me twice, Shame on me. I'm sorry dude, going back for more of the same, was simply not a good plan. On the other hand, Yelping about your experience, is!