Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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What did you expect?
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You little shit
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manb91uk 22
I smell a lawsuit! You’d make more money suing the school than selling them drugs
Dave_Davington 34
They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.
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Dave_Davington 34
They probably thought you would seizure this opportunity to make a little extra cash on the side.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, did you provide your Rx in the prescription bottle itself? So what would happen if you showed up for class anyway? Can you appeal to the Principal?
boopingsnoot 25
Some school districts don't make a distinction between Advil and meth - drugs on campus means you're dealing
chosha_fml 27
So how is OP supposed to get the medicine to the school nurse? This situation should have been easily solved by a conversation and follow-up letter from OP’s doctor.
jbuckets_404 39
zero-tolerance drug policy = zero common sense + 100% stupidity.... smh
tckm1699 7
I used to get sick a lot before I had my tonsils taken out and so on the weekends I went to my dad’s house (he picked me up directly from school) if I had antibiotics that I had to bring over, my mom had to drive me to school and bring it to the nurse and then my dad had to pick them up directly from the nurse because I was told I could get expelled for having it with me in school or on the bus, even if I just had it for a few mins at the end of the day-they let me pick it up but after a while even stopped doing that. The public school system is very strict on any type medication
manb91uk 22
I smell a lawsuit! You’d make more money suing the school than selling them drugs
RichardPencil 32
Why would the school nurse want to take your epilepsy meds? C’mon, how much were you charging or was she going to pay in a non-cash way, if you know what I mean? ;)
Paul De Boor 8
Some districts have a policy that require medications that students need to take, while at school, be handed by the school nurse. These policies are meant to help make sure the students are taking their medication properly. They also are in place to prevent students from selling their drugs.
jbuckets_404 39
So the nurse has to pick up each student's Rx @ pharmacy to prevent sales? Who witnessed OP selling/ giving away said meds? Smh....
MrsBugi 21
Guys, he is making a joke about the school nurse taking, as in ingesting, the medications. -_-
KittyMack 13
OP please fight hard. You will win because this is ridiculously unfair.
dlinksv 5
There is more to it than this. OP had to have left out some key details
ThatGuy9679 13
You know what they say about assuming
jbuckets_404 39
You make an *ss outta yourself "meritoriously?" ;-)
Yudith 28
That's enough to make you have an (epilepsy) fit.
Chazzster 32
Something that bothers me - If the medication was for OP and in a Rx with OP’s name, why was OP giving the medication to the school nurse?
Morgan B. Moxley 7
Depending on school policy the medication may be required to be registered with the nurse. Some high schools and middle schools do this to prevent prescription medications being spread around campus, especially with things like ADD and ADHD meds.
boopingsnoot 25
Because usually the school nurse is the one a student needs to go to, if they need medication during school hours? Where I went to school, kids with asthma weren't allowed to carry their own inhalers, it had to stay with the nurse
jbuckets_404 39
But OP was trying to do just that: handing over his Rx meds to said nurse, no???
DanielleinDC 34
That doesn't make sense to me. If someone is having an asthma attack, s/he'll want that inhaler pretty quickly instead of trying to get to the nurse and having the nurse find the inhaler.
BossyC94 6
Depending on the grade and school that is a necessity. They what to keep track of everything and do not want "kids" students to be in possession of any "drugs". This is to include ibuprofen, I had a school like this a few years back.
sambmjmdjj 9
Most schools require that meds be administered by the nurse or the child's parents. The nurse would need a written doctor's order.
James Thompson 8
The whole zero tolerance policy idea sure has been a success! /s
Chazzster 32
I have to say that I am glad I grew up before “the drug crisis” “zero tolerance” and dorky looking bike helmets....