Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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Top comments
namyo 13
Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"
xnikkilynn 11
"I can't find that location."
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Comments (79)
kyalrox 5
Just shows that Siri goes harder than his girlfriend
xvrhdez 5
Whats wrong with that?
Ki11erC 18
Siri in my country is male... That would be very weird.
Holy_Code 7
That's so gross....
kyrasrayne420 4
its sad that people actually do that
jack_splat 11
I suppose next you will catch him with A.L.I.C.E sexting.
cheesebond 29
LMFAO!!! I know you might not like this question, but what was she saying? I just think that's too funny.
more4me 27
I'm sorry, OP , but that's hilarious!
RA91 26
Lol, that's...odd...
DanielleinDC 34
That's more than a little scary when you consider just who did the voice for Siri.