Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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Top comments
namyo 13
Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"
xnikkilynn 11
"I can't find that location."
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Comments (79)
buckdharma 38
A quick Google of the name Siri tells me it means," beautiful woman who leads you to victory." Sounds legit.
tenderchicken 7
Rip his dick off and ********** so fiercely over his corpse that the ground breaks.
NightHawk387 22
What the **** is wrong with you?
swagstatic 16
You are disgusting.
PresidentNorth 16
Well that escalated quickly.
unluckystoad 7
There's an app for that!
sh4wn 8
To each his own, I guess!!!
riffehunter 16
this takes Apple fanboying to a whole new level.
vikky538 29
Apple will definitely change siri after hearing this...
mealfalahi 5
Maybe he is gay or u don't got that sexy thing
goldens_fml 12
Hopefully for you he used the siri female audio output versus the male voice!
alanharvey15 13
That's a new one never heard thay before
movaa 11
YDI for not measuring up to her sexual talents.