Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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Top comments
Mattribute 13
Couldn't you have ignored it completely?
DutchRogue 12
Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on
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Mattribute 13
Couldn't you have ignored it completely?
sofaqueen_ 14
Just do the good old bad connection trick with your thumb covering the camera...
mahughes 19
Guess there wasn't much fun goin on if you had time to answer a face time.
foxwasalamb 24
OP most likely answered because the parents might have gotten suspicious if she didn't, knowing she was alone with her boyfriend. I know mine were like that
imyy 20
If she thought it was a phone call, wouldn't she have held it up to her ear so her mom wouldn't have seen anything?
jazzy_123 20
or maybe OP is into talking on the phone while getting it on
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Yeah, 35, but there's usually a moment between answering it and getting the phone to your ear. OP's mom might have only gotten a quick glimpse, but depending on the angle the phone was held at/the positions OP and her boyfriend were in, it would've been enough.
doodlecloud 27
Personally if I was lying down and the phone rang, I would reach over to answer it and then put it on speaker phone 'cause I'm lazy...meaning there would still be a picture. Maybe that's what OP did?
ShortyJorty 9
One never ignores their mom. The danger of that missed FaceTime would be worse than the embarrassment of mom seeing OP getting it on. Never ignore mom.
feven 32
@72, Hope you're joking.
ohcheriecherie 20
78 probably has a non-terrifying mom.
DumbAndYoung 30
I might have answered just to make sure they weren't almost home or something.
DutchRogue 12
Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on
lexiieeex3 32
But didn't OP see the "connecting" sign? It usually takes a while for both parties to see each other... I'm calling BS.
yeahthatsmeee 10
It must not have been very good "fun" if you checked your phone halfway through
vipirius 18
Not to mention OP thinks they wouldn't get caught if it was a normal phone call which means not much moaning was going on. And if there ain't moaning you're doing something wrong.
hystericsky 11
What really gets to me about this is that it says "halfway through." So they continued after they were busted?
Solarfaze 20
Reflexes can backfire sometimes.
pizzzah 9
no really!?
PewDiePie_Lover 14
no shit sherlock.
football98_fml 20
Doesn't it have to connect before she can actually see you? You could've hung up in that 3-4 seconds. Sorry OP but YDI
Kamon97 23
Man mothers are psychics
kmccain 27
This could mean one of two things.
Drizl 17
You should have put it up to your head
Respect101 17
She shouldn't have answered it in the first place. Just call back later and say I was in the bathroom or some lame excuse.
traviscool 12
this will get down voted but.... ask her if she wants to to join, why not? just do it out of incest
football98_fml 20
As if her getting caught isn't bad enough
ghostsoul21 12
My question is why you answered.. Let that shit go to voicemail!
lilredheadbeauty 7
Maybe She'd Get In Trouble If She Wouldn't Answer.
Googolman 29
74 - Maybe You Should Learn How To Use Capital Letters Properly.
kseniasolorocks 11
you as well 84
Googolman 29
94 - Really? I was obviously just mocking 74.
Toughsky 23
If your getting in trouble for having sex you shouldn't even try to especially knowing your parents can be back any minute.
xoteeshaox 22
Its kinky knowing you could be caught at anytime.