Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jerking off to what I thought was porn on his phone. He was actually beating it to Siri's voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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Top comments
namyo 13
Siri who is a naughty girl? "I am sir"
xnikkilynn 11
"I can't find that location."
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Comments (79)
garrett_8614 14
Next you'll find him cheating on Siri with Cortana.
scottyrocks123 21
Then Samsungs Voice controller
False_Stupidity 42
Halo reference = win!
Llama_Face89 34
Since both 31 and 32 are apparently unaware...Cortana is Samsung's version of Siri.
sythe511 28
Since #41 is unaware, I'd like to point out that Cortana is the name given to Microsoft's virtual assistant. Samsung has absolutely nothing to do with it.
kittykat1501 31
I've seen a pic where Siri got mad because someone accidentally called her Cortana
katejanek 16
bringing phone sex to a whole new level!
BadApple88 29
Well at least it's Siri and not a real woman lol
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Siri isn't real? Shit...
keiNan_fml 35
he has really taken use of an iPhone to a new level
amrose1318 10
This just reminded me of claptrap from borderlands..lol.. fyl though op.
gracehi 33
Is your boyfriend Raj Koothrappali?
strike2867 13
"Did you mean spaghetti?"
GeneralDerp 5
Siri's voice is cold and lectury. How could anyone fap to that?
2i1337i2iscore 13
I always had a suspicion that Siri was a ****!
Googolman 29
Raj, is that you?