Today, it seems that getting an apartment with a couple was a bad idea. They agree on everything, so my opinion never seems to matter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Today, in a heat of an argument, my boyfriend of almost 7 years of relationship said, "You are not part of my family, you do not pay my bills, so do not put your opinion here." All because I wanted to give my opinion on a new apartment that I'll be living in with him and his family after our wedding in few months. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
Today, I'm living in a house share with a passive-aggressive middle-aged couple who leave rude notes around the house and yet pretend I don't exist when they happen to be in the same room as me. I'm in no position to get rid of them or move myself. FML
Today, when a discussion with my roommate veered into politics, he made it clear he thinks I'm an instrument of his oppression because I'm not a communist. I pay rent and utilities, and buy groceries. He and his wife take up most of the space in the apartment and I keep the secret that she never stopped cheating. FML
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RodzillaX 30
Imagine you guys as a tricycle, and you're the third, but biggest wheel. Take that wheel away, and watch it collapse. Maybe you can show them your worth somehow, as awful as it sounds. I'm sure you're a decent person OP. Just try to get them to realize that you're opinion is just as important. Best of luck.
hiddenUSERNAME 27
time to move out
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hiddenUSERNAME 27
time to move out
RodzillaX 30
Imagine you guys as a tricycle, and you're the third, but biggest wheel. Take that wheel away, and watch it collapse. Maybe you can show them your worth somehow, as awful as it sounds. I'm sure you're a decent person OP. Just try to get them to realize that you're opinion is just as important. Best of luck.
PeppermintPenny 30
It would be even worse if they would disagree on everything and always put you in the middle. But I can see that it can suck to live with a couple either way.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Why I'd rather eat top Ramen then ever have roommates again. good luck
joonsson 21
You get one vote, they get one vote. Simple as that. Stop letting them walk all over you.
really_dad? 14
If they don't do the dishes, break it over their head. Won't turn off the sink, throw water on them. You see where I'm going, right?
sallygee 9
well duh. you should have seen that coming.