14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice day, innit?
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
missyoudad.
Australia
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML
Armstrong
Brownsville, United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
theunborn
Vic-fezensac, France
Time wasted
Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML
Anonymous
Gadsden, United States
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
ks0300
United States
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's the final countdown
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Top comments
juliahockey 0
Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.
Dudelike89 8
Yahoooo?
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juliahockey 0
Oh god. Next time, remember to clear your history. Some people look up crazy shit.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Won't help if his parents use a logging web proxy like squid.
hemz_fml 13
Are you among those crazies? Jus wondering.....
TruthBeTold36 3
We all have google searches we aren't proud of. I myself went through one hell of an Asian period. Don't feel bad.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Asian persuasion O.o When I was 14 my parents did the same thing and said each website out loud to me and my 3 brothers to find out who's was who's. Let's just say I was into anime back then..
ast3150 13
A few months ago, I found out that you can get a full list - my first entries were in 2006 ( omg) and I immediately deactivated this kind of tracking altough I think they log it anyway.
zombicidal 11
a lot of people Just get that urge for hentai that's just weird when you're finished its okay
crazyturtlelover 0
Just don't delete too much! It will seem suspicious if it looks like you haven't been on the Internet for a couple months straight!
randomhangul 4
I felt both uncomfortable and oddly interested by this stream seeing as I'm Asian. Is anime really that shameful to have watched??
Dsk0ne1 5
You are awesome
DHoffmann 9
163 - See for yourself! Simply Google "Hot Hentai tentacle vids" and you can answer your own question.
IlTiramisuEBuono 6
Even if you delete your history, there’s a way to still track it. Your modem still has everything you’ve searched, even after deleting history. You just have to know where to look unfortunately.
Dudelike89 8
Yahoooo?
13FTW 9
The Internet has turned into an online fap book.
G97Alex 21
Don't use Yahoo, use Bing.
MrSarcasm 4
So, do they understand the fact it's not your fault you can't survive without your midget ****?
i_amthe_walrus 0
Maybe try google Crome or a proxy? Idk.. Just guessing...
Cashtangoteam 10
You should have known that searching Asian ass **** would come back to haunt you
MrLookAtThere 10
You weren't masturbating, you were researching biology
MyPupRox 2
That's not that bad. Maybe your blonde vixen can teach them as much as she's taught you.
n_epic_fail 14
What have you been Gooleing?...
xoconnie 8
oh shit.....
The_Troller 14
Not yahoo, just a proxy. Try startpage, I used that at school once to go on YouTube and FML.
yazmi_09 3
Just open an incognito page on google chrome, and if you use Internet explorer then a private page, it doesn't save your web page or search history
MatthewDmerrill 5
True.
Meowingtons500 18
Nude grills?
Meowingtons500 18
I try. :D
Jovecove 13
Time to go incognito...
yahoowizard 16
49 am I the only one that got the Daniel Tosh reference?
linkinpark98 24
That's what you want all of them to think.......Jk.
Mister_Triangle 21
Changing search engines, using proxies, etc won't help if it's the ISP providing the list.
theian01 3
PornpornpornpornpornpornpornTwilightpornpornporn.
QuisMysterium 4
That's why you don't google virgin boy assholes.
meladuh 16
Another Ex-fml reference. But maybe he does.
ImanAzol 4
Maybe they use his tags to find the good stuff for themselves. They may not be very computer savvy.
legojud 5
I see what you did there!
Keyganator 5
Google goatse, that will stop them from looking..
flamegrilled123 3
I'm scared to look it up
MrSexyPants 14
Don't look it up.
The_Creeper_fml 8
You can never truly lose your virginity till you see goatse.
RetardedChipmunk 7
goatse.info/giver.jpg Rofl
ferrettamer 6
Seen worse.
poppylamonzo 0
I'm going to barf.
HogwartsDropout7 0
I googled it. While I was eating. You can imagine how it turned out.
sucks2BEyouu 0
I hate you. I just looked it up, I don't think I will ever be able to erase that picture from my memory ¤_¤
aimferd 4
What is it. Im too scared to look it up. :/
iam_yummylicious 12
This is such an old meme. lol. BTW, goaste means goat sex, but it has nothing to do with goats =s
HogwartsDropout7 0
86- @aimferd you don't wanna see .. It's nasty. Try googling Goatse.cx.
dre9889 4
That is disgusting but ive seen worse.
jackofdimonds 3
Uhhh... Where have you been looking?
The_Troller 14
How much do you wanna bet 61's moderated comment had a link to it?
attatood 8
or 2girls1cup or meatspin :)
docscientist 10
Meatspin is nothing compared to goatse, tg1c, lemonparty, or blue waffle....what other horrors of the Internet am I missing?
Ilikeurfmls 13
I just went to urban dictionary XD it explains it all without the blinding image.
kaprookie 3
146 - I could name some really horrific ones but they aren't sexual . Just plain discusting and shocking. I'm not going to because I don't want to destroy some peoples sleep patterns.
FrostHeart 36
143, missing a lot. There is a site with all these horrors. If you have food, don't go to it :). Lolshock dot com
linkinpark98 24
Pain Olympics?
MrsPegg 45
OMG!!! I've seen a lot of shit in my life, but I didn't even know that was humanly possible! Thank you for teaching me something new! Everyday is a day of learning at the school of FML!
Llama_Face89 34
Lemonparty :P
Awesome_Guy2468 0
I thought blue waffles was bad....
salvationsanctua 5
Look these up too: Tubgirl Lemon party Scroll below Mr. Hands 1 guy 1 jar
KrazieKleo 13
FML for that horrible image. I don't get grossed easily but that was nasty.... Stupid curious self lol
Draco295 9
THANK GOD FOR URBAN DICTIONARY. I can now know what it is WITHOUT the pictures...
CrassKal 27
That is really weird..
hhhg_fml 0
Learn to delete the history next time.
TruthBeTold36 3
Or maybe just rely on your spank bank for a while. I'm sure you have some images stored up there for a rainy day.
Plaasmaa 4
Keep a history of what they have googled, just hope they don't watch **** together...
kimee21_fml 15
This is beyond embarassing if you're into weird fetish things....
hairguitarhero 5
Midget ****? How is that weird?
The_Troller 14
What about tentacle p0rn? Is that weird enough for you?
Comet_Candy 23
Kinky.
kaprookie 3
I'm personally into hot grills and nude grills.
nickdunbar 8
That would not be good for me
princess151617 4
Me either
The_Troller 14
That comment goes well with your picture, 10
juliajealousyy 1
What have you been googling!?
qtips402 7
your too young to know :)
bananagrams 9
****, of course!
ArmadasRebellion 1
I'll tell you when you're older
rattusrattus 19
Quick and easy high explosives from common household products
tommyfox 19
I find it ironic that you say she's too young to know when OP is about her age.
j_cat187 20
Pornography
kroekdog 7
Thats why you 'use' google on your iPod.