Today, it's Saturday. While all my friends go out to have fun, I get my excitement thinking about how I'll be sleeping with a new pillow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
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Top comments
niadanac1 3
I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.
zeeky 0
its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..
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Comments (70)
waterynuggets 0
Shit, it can be hard finding the right pillow! You know, you never said why you couldn't have gotten off your ass and joined your friends for all that fun theyre having. If you wanted to stay home with your pillow, that's fine. Your life ain't ****** because you're not a huge social person.
Reyo 2
I love new pillow smell. It's like my crack. Give me a new pillow and I'd love you forever. Just sayen.
b182link 0
I'm allergic to cotton,I can't have good pillows
zach055 23
Just crash a party, no one will stop you and even if they kick you out, so what!
niadanac1 3
I like sleep more than sex. I do not blame you.
wh4t3v3R 0
And sleep with a new pillow is the best.
Football_Man50 1
dude your canadian. of course you dont get laid. lol jk jk
Incubuss 0
So? If you want to have a more exciting life, then get off your arse and go outside into the real world. You can control this, so I don't see how it's a FML.
schwinn11 0
does your pillow have a big penis?
Peroxide 3
I thought they stopped making those after that guy was suffocated in his sleep by the dick pillow.
dpddt 0
LOL
zeeky 0
its hard finding the right pillow to spend your whole life with.. you should consider yourself lucky..
angel14215 0
So what? So you like spending time at home (you're probably an introvert). Enjoy who you are!
youaresofucked 0
yeah. and besides MORE sleep leads to (in men anyway) higher testosterone levels, improved sensativity to insulin and better overall health. whats wrong with THAT?
Reyo 2
Because the COOL thing to do would be to collect as many STDs as you can, destroy your liver, and coat your lungs with black tar. *rolls eyes*
guckylynn 19
Your life is average. It's not a big deal... And it in no way ruins your life, unless your friends ditch you for being boring which in that case is your fault.
kernelkat 16
If it's a tempropedic pillow I totally understand. I choose sleep over going out sometimes, it's not a big deal.
Firetiger 0
YDI. Your life is not ******.
marz88 0
OP go to hell. I spent my entire Saturday night in the library studying for my immunology final. YOU got to sleep so stfu :p