Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
Well at least you were warm for a little bit.
DocBastard 40
Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.
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Comments (107)
crankg 3
Fuuuuuuuurst
Ummmmyeah 0
that sucks:(
Jonny26 0
That was mother nature punishing him for being gay.....mother nature hates the gays
james2323 0
at least she/he was warm
daaron 3
luckily that's all you got at least your warm some peolple actually get hurt when door slams them
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
that. is. HILARIOUS.
yellow_jello 3
51-im guessing op did get hurt,they had a door slam on them and a hot drink spilt all over them
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
ystrdy I dd. FML
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
mawdraytrs sck!(;
Sirin_fml 47
NO U.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
nuh yu! dnt denye t!
DenisV95 2
I don't understand what he wrote D:
Severn_fml 0
Sirin obviously changed it
breena25 0
it's ok 57, I don't get it either D:
mshooter 0
trolling is a form of art
megaaann_fml 9
he said 'moderators suck', i think.
crankg 3
i said fuuuurst why was it deleted ?
Zmeilerr 22
Read the rules.
brianjman14 23
Because you touch yourself at night.
The_Moustache 6
Prepare to get Internet-Attacked.
cristal_ace 0
it's better than being in Chicago right now lol
auzzrage 1
Australia FTW!!!!
turtle4938 0
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA
Person1233 13
Isn't Australia being hit by a Cyclone? o.o
Perksofbeingawal 0
Try living in northern Canada. We don't even know what the sun looks like... :'( *sniffle*
JaydnGage 0
82 - It's an orange/yellow ball. I'm sure you'd have seen it in movies.
megaaann_fml 9
@#68, only Queensland was hit really hard. When it reached other states, it had died down from a category 5 cyclone to a category 2. But the whole country got bad storms and small floods.
sweet_candy_ 17
Well at least you were warm for a little bit.
jneverearley 0
And his door didn't the car next to him. That happened to me once. Thank goodness no damage was done. In Texas the wind barely ever dies down. U can hear it howling day and night.
OhShuttup 0
I'm trying to understand the first sentence
poisonflower 6
I live in Chicago :( FML.
mematteden 2
that sounds like a super sweet time man lol
areyouforcereal 7
at least you only spilled your coffee and didn't break a bone or something.
BoCo_fml 9
That's coffee abuse! You should be ashamed of yourself. Just kidding, hopefully you didn't get too burned. Don't you hate it when the weather seems to be against you.
Zmeilerr 22
Oh, now you're just making up words ;) Coffee abuse???
nathan5 0
Oh no, they're 2 separate-non made up- words.
Zmeilerr 22
Yeah, okay, I'll plead the fifth. It was only a lighthearted joke, though.
Zmeilerr 22
Yeah, okay, I'll plead the fifth. It was only a lighthearted joke, though.