Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
shortasiangirl 18
If she’s only a girlfriend of two months, how is she in a position to even attempt to keep the cat?
chosha_fml 27
Yeah, no, screw that. That is your cat.
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Comments (38)
shortasiangirl 18
If she’s only a girlfriend of two months, how is she in a position to even attempt to keep the cat?
Glowworm56 27
She's being awfully catty about this.
chosha_fml 27
Yeah, no, screw that. That is your cat.
eagleriverjohn 24
I'd contact your local police to see if anything can be done legally. I'm sure since the cat was yours well before the relationship started, you might be able to get her on theft.
Jerry Leberer 12
police can try, but 9 out of 10 times they'd say it's a civil matter and tell you to sue the other person
Virids 13
Maybe if the cat has a chip he can prove that it's his.
Phillycheeze 20
It's just a cat. Go get a dog. The cat will get sick of your exs crap claw her eyes out and come back to you....
eabm911 3
good idea
davek 36
Change the locks right now. Throw her and her stuff out, leave her with nothing more than the clothes she stands up in, not even her phone, purse or any ID or document proving she exists or even has the right to be in the country. Do anything, and I mean anything, to keep/recover the cat. Screw the legal channels.
sunnyray812 42
"Yes, officer. That's the guy that has all my identification." I thought I was the dumbest person on this app.
eabm911 3
You are too heartless!
fjvitt 14
Maybe you should sniff her fingers to see if she’s been touching that pussy (cat).
crazycatlady1890 10
If all the records, including those from when you got her, are in your name, the cat is legally considered your property. If the ex is serious, call the cops.
Playden 1
Just yoink the cat back simple
pscool 11
This is what small claims court is for. If you have adaptions, vet records and pictures it’s an easy open and shut case. Go see Judge Judy!