Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
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wondercat40 28
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
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DeeDeeJay 15
I'm story but I found this hilarious!
pimrol 16
did you run off over water?
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DeeDeeJay 15
I'm story but I found this hilarious!
little92 13
You mean you're sorry??
Blackhawk706 23
Welcome to the Asylum.
DeeDeeJay 15
Yes that's what I meant. That was a mistake.
FrietvanPiet 16
And here I am thinking it was a pun :/
PotterHead_DH 26
I'm not sorry that this made me do a little involuntary Dolores Umbridge chuckle.
TheAbstract 15
Ughhh, that was such a beautiful pun too!
joseph19921992 10
Some people say I look like Jesus too.
JMichael 26
Oddly enough OP's right tho. Several people look almost exactly like what Jesus was perceived to look like. Maybe there's been more second comings of Jesus than we are aware of.
atalanta18 10
you deserve a cookie
RedPillSucks 33
Too bad Jesus was from the Middle East and didn't look anything like that.
JBChristian 47
#43, After a second coming is a third coming... 1, 2, 2, 2, wait, what's next?
knittyruby 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh dear. :/
pimrol 16
did you run off over water?
iOceanus 18
Floating off into the heavens sounds more fun.
LCPLStewie 23
I'd run off and make some wine to make me feel better
AmexBlack 24
Jew should be crucified for making such a terrible mistake!
yuzuhere 21
God bless you.
Vanshikap 24
Haha OP that's hilarious. its ok,we all have our moments. its never as bad as you think. that being said,can we have a follow-up? i can't be the only one who wants to know how he took it
wondercat40 28
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
letmehavemytea 21
This is actually so cute omg.
lmf5292 10
Was it a local band from Buffalo? Because I have a brother who's a drummer who looks strikingly like Jesus....
JesusOfNazareth 16
I approve.
bjhhjh 20
He must have thought you were a jehovas whitness or something
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
Or stoned, I remember the last time I got stoned was in Arkansas and we where in a house where I could have sworn that everyone was jesus.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Where I come from some people get stoned to death... *social awkward moment realized* ...Takes off...
oddities 20
33, and that is why drugs are bad for you. Or all of the stoners there really did look like Jesus, a lot of the stoners I know do. Most likely, you just shouldn't do drugs.
theresstilllight 5
#33 and #58 clearly neither of you have any idea what you're talking about when it comes to weed and I'm pretty sure most stoners on this site either cringed or giggled helplessly at both of your comments.
mackdeezy 22
Blasphemy!
christian1509 21
It's ok I suck at being social too xD
frip_fml 9
Amen to that.
Saraj07 18
Maybe don't plan out the entire conversation next time?