Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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Mysanitywins 10
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rockhound 0
Well, his mom IS awesome.
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Comments (124)
W4X 0
You remind him of his mom. ;)
PeaceAndSmile 0
Well, if his mum weren't awesome, your boyfriend wouldn't be alive. ;P
stevenmx86 8
I'd like to know why he said it.. She might have texted a joke to him or something
peacefaiiry 9
Lol loser
laxkid 0
hahaha ... Well you got a massage so it all works out.
macskapingvin 0
There's nothing wrong with that. You weren't actually being intimate when he said it, you were just lying down together, and it's not his fault his musings took a different direction. Being naked with your loved one does not have to be sex-related or intimate, it is simply natural. Think. A lot of couples sleep naked together, and a lot of them will discuss the most inane and unsexy matters in bed. I understand why this popped the bubble of your own thoughts, but it's not like you couldn't have manoeuvred the conversation to get him in the mood. He feels comfortable enough with you to consider your nakedness a natural situation. Be grateful.
rustic 0
maybe he thought " my mom is so awesome for leaving us alone knowing what we are gonna do"?? idk you never know op it could be he was referring to something to your liking... then again maybe not .-.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Always love your mother... you'll never have another!
doublewide420 0
he saw your rack and thought WOW,my mom loves me so much she let me drink from hers. hint..hint
goatmanjizz 0
lest he didn't jerk of in ur ear
DocBastard 40
Um, right. Be thankful for the small things...I guess...