motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
shiney100893
Dublin, Ireland
Going well
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
lurna301
Glendale, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
Johnston, United States
Today, after a busy afternoon taking care of the kids, I was feeling really down about only being a mom these days, and I was hoping my husband would make me feel better when he got off work. In the middle of cuddling, he called me "mom." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Anonymous
United States
Mama's Boy
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
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life_sucks225 13
you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.
hacksaw246 24
Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?
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life_sucks225 13
you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.
A07 48
Mom-zoned.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#13 I think you are getting down voted because #1 already clearly stated that.
JadeWinter 16
An ex did this to me. When we broke up, he was like "you've been a great girlfriend and mother to me" and I shit you not I nearly projectile vomited.
incoherentrmblr 22
Then you would've been the exorcist girlfriend...
lexiieeex3 32
That's just so friggen creepy.
xxsakuraxx 29
What the hell does he do with his mother??? Run, bitch, RUN!!!
conman531 23
If you didn't say "bitch" you probably wouldn't have gotten down voted
Maddiiee3011 13
Judging by your down vote #14, I think you could be mistaken
SweetasCandy0609 28
#14 number # 2 didn't say bitch anywhere in his comment next time try reading the comment before actually commenting yourself.
HeartYou101 31
He did say bitch though...
shay_serendipity 29
I don't think the 'bitch' part was the reason for down votes- I think it was just #2's comment in its entirety.
mpkpm 19
I laughed
sarabear94 4
Except he did #23....if you tried reading you'd see they did say it.
ladybugz23 13
hell yes run!
kristabelli 19
Crap 52 I tried to thumbs-up you but thumb-downed you by mistake. I agree that this lousy comment didn't need to call OP a bitch and I liked yours better.
AlwaysWatching 27
Good job #37
Chrispy_original 3
Holy absolutely shit you gotta be kidding me!
xSPEECHLESS 10
I think he just wanted to touch your boobs
mallu86 9
That was just weird as ****.
limabeans101029 21
3- I don't think telling a woman that she's like your mother is the best way to go about that
slutfactory 17
I wasn't aware that being motherly related to an increased amount of boob grabs.
hacksaw246 24
Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?
khfa 6
I resemble my soon to be Mother-in-law!!!
drivingmissdaisy 13
Yea I also resemble my boyfriends mom. We both have blue eyes, blonde curly hair, short and skinny..kinda strange but whatever.
TheDog6 24
Sooooo. When's the wedding?
lylotrezor 20
Well, if your relationship can survive that, it can probably survive anything. Be positive !
thevelociraptor 31
Sorry OP once you're in the mother zone there's no getting out.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Maybe you just smell like his mother..?
underthesea12 24
Maybe he has a thing for his mom... creepy
zandalee 20
Major red flag right there!
mackdeezy 22
Oedipus complex maybe?