Mak1
Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
ooblie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Suave
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
saddened97
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
motherlover
Hoffman Estates, United States
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Anonymous
Tanzania 🌶️ Spicy
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Becca Velveeta
🌶️ Spicy
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Top comments
bowener12 0
was it a threesome? im perplexed.
casanova_fml 0
move out of the trailer park.
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Comments (102)
bowener12 0
was it a threesome? im perplexed.
haygurlhay 0
I too think this is a lie.
22cute 17
Why would you think it's a lie??
casanova_fml 0
move out of the trailer park.
Eryx_fml 3
I present you sarcasm.
heatherjay 0
don't lie. it isn't nice.
inlimbo11 0
did you really think people would believe this?
earwig12 1
I've told my girlfriend similar things. It could be true that he said it.
rawchelllll 0
WOW thats so awkward and weird...
PhysOptGuy 0
I tell my girlfriend this all the time. Not because i've boinked her mom, but because its fun to see how riled up she gets. Point is, maybe the kid was just ******* around. But i think its more fun to think he totally boinked his girlfriends mum.
vampirapaige 11
That's messed up!
MrWombastic 0
my brother ****** his gf's mom at age 13... so I will beleive any crazy story, it's still messed up, though! Btw, I've never had a gf with a hot mom...!
rwac07 0
wow ur bro is a playaa
bubbles944770 0
are u kiddin us I bet u r ur 13 yr only bro primly didn't do tht!!!!!!!!!
Neko_Banshee 13
Your brother and that mother are filthy pigs. She can go up for rape and he is a *****
AmeliaPond21042 20
i feel bad for your brother. he was raped. tht mom needs to be in jail. hes 13 for ******* crying out loud.
daidax_238 26
The same thing happened to David Draiman at age 12