Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
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Mysanitywins 10
Mom-1 GF-0
rockhound 0
Well, his mom IS awesome.
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Comments (124)
Johdy 0
his mom just has better boobs... hey we're not judging you op...
Johdy 0
his mom just has better boobs... hey we're not judging you op...
sallen0046 4
So what? If you can't have sex because he appreciates his mother, you've got much larger issues.
TheShard1994 5
nag nag nag. OP quit your bitchin.
fearfulsymmetry 1
How on earth is your life ******? You guys were relaxing in bed and he happened to bring his mother up. You weren't fooling around, or having sex, so how is this creepy at all? Tired of FML's about girls bitching about the most insignificant things.
kezzamumma 3
Agreed :) it's funny if anything
KattAlex 4
His mom was the one who sent the text?
sydnerxx 5
Lmfao!! that is actually so funny
ThickHead 0
poor girl
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
momma's boy FTW!
armanigirl72 0
why did he say that? lol