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Today, the person I was seeing dumped me over text because I “cared too much” and it gave them anxiety. FML
Today, the person I was seeing dumped me over text because I “cared too much” and it gave them anxiety. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, I woke up sick from crying all night because I got dumped by a dude who couldn't stand my tone of voice, which I can’t completely control because of my Asperger's. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
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cuz803 46
That person couldn't bear the weight of your kindness so they folded. They weren't ready for your type of affection. Stay true to yourself in the meantime and wait for the one who not only can handle your "love", but can reciprocate.
RichardPencil 32
You need to calm down and not smother people.
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Comments (3)
cuz803 46
That person couldn't bear the weight of your kindness so they folded. They weren't ready for your type of affection. Stay true to yourself in the meantime and wait for the one who not only can handle your "love", but can reciprocate.
RichardPencil 32
You need to calm down and not smother people.
poopface82 25
Maybe take a life lesson from Bender. If you care about someone, stop caring about them. Think about the things you need in your life and then care for another.